Body: Greetings! I’m currently out of the office on a top-secret mission to find the lost city of Atlantis (Sssshhhhh!!). If I manage to return without becoming a mermaid or a sea creature’s best friend, I’ll be sure to get back to you. Until then, please direct your emails to [POC].
Body: Hello! I’m currently out of the office chasing sunsets and sipping piña coladas. I’ll be back once I’ve perfected the art of doing nothing. If your email requires immediate attention, please send a carrier pigeon or contact [POC].
Body: Hi there! If you’re reading this, I’ve been temporarily abducted by aliens who needed my expertise on [your job role]. I’ll be back as soon as I’ve negotiated intergalactic peace. In the meantime, [alternative [POC]] will be happy to assist you.
Body: Ahoy matey! I’m off sailing the seven seas in search of buried treasure and won’t be able to check my emails. If you happen to find a map with an ‘X’ marking the spot, please forward it to [POC].
Body: Hello from the past (or is it the future?)! I’m currently time-traveling to ensure your future emails get the attention they deserve. If you need immediate assistance, please contact [POC] who is coexisting in the very same timeframe in which you are. BYE or maybe a HELLO ?!